Stocking Hop
Today began way too early. I came home from Walmart at 9am, but begun at 6am. To say it was painful would be an understatement.
I now sit with packages tied to my arms, and in a slutty, yet cute rendition of Mrs. Claus waiting for Mr. Claus to return from making football bets and begin the Stocking Hop. I've ribbon around my neck and even snitched Simon's Santa hat for a nice garnish. He doesn't mind, I asked first, but a cheese barter was involved.
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Yes I know how crooked our tree is. It can't help itself.
Post Stocking Hop. Mr. Morgan was entirely happy, although not completely aware of how much work went into the big ass stocking. Fingers were burned, dogs were set on fire, the sewing machine coughed and died...... that sort of thing. I would love to gift the stocking to someone who will carry on the person present tradition.
Well Merry Christmas you guys........ I'll be on the look for the drunken relative (hoping it's not ME) with my camera handy. Let me know about your loot!
-DM
I now sit with packages tied to my arms, and in a slutty, yet cute rendition of Mrs. Claus waiting for Mr. Claus to return from making football bets and begin the Stocking Hop. I've ribbon around my neck and even snitched Simon's Santa hat for a nice garnish. He doesn't mind, I asked first, but a cheese barter was involved.
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Yes I know how crooked our tree is. It can't help itself.
Post Stocking Hop. Mr. Morgan was entirely happy, although not completely aware of how much work went into the big ass stocking. Fingers were burned, dogs were set on fire, the sewing machine coughed and died...... that sort of thing. I would love to gift the stocking to someone who will carry on the person present tradition.Well Merry Christmas you guys........ I'll be on the look for the drunken relative (hoping it's not ME) with my camera handy. Let me know about your loot!
-DM
posted by DMorgan's Zoo at
4:58 PM
3 Comments:
Awesome stocking, Sav. Seriously! You look so cute, bet he loved it! I know we talked a bit about it but I can't remember you saying his reaction exactly.
Didn't get much for xmas this year but that's okay, we were on a strict budget! Got some lovely socks (seriously, cute cows and hearts and stuff - hubby is so good), weird goth bath gel/lotions and cadbury chocolates fused with pop rocks! They were called "Magical Elves". Weirdest things ever!
Although I was sick as a dog, still made Christmas dinner. Although my turkey was a pirate as it was missing a leg. It also didn't seem to have any innards (gizzards/etc) nor a butt. It was the weirdest turkey ever. Sure looked normal with the plastic wrap on! Too bad it took too long to cook and so no one ate it. It's still sitting on my stove, cut but no meat missing...
I think this is officially the last time that I will ever make a Turkey while still in Canada!
Merry Christmas!
Don't worry, your gift is coming, so you'll have more to open up.
You opened the bag to a one legged turkey? Chernoble much? Jesus. Glad you are feeling better.
Gobble? Or is it a Wobble...?
Saffyrre said: weird goth bath gel/lotions...
That's hilarious. Every girl should have some.
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