10. Dude at the Bar
I'm not saying a complimentary hit-on at my age isn't appreciated, and I know when I manage to roll out of the house looking proper hot, but think about your cheap beer comsumption before my husband beats the living shit out of you for getting way too close to the vagine he vowed for himself. Thank you for taking the time to let me know I'm cute, but you were one blink from using one eye to size me up, and your breath offended my cigarette. I know I'm cute, but no thanks means NO THANKS. That one squinty eye could have been sealed shut very fast if you hadn't shut your mouth, I know I wouldnt want to see Mr. Morgan behind me looking ....curious at a situation. No touchy, no leany.
- DM
- DM
posted by DMorgan's Zoo at
11:50 AM
3 Comments:
lol
Admiration is always a good thing!
It is. Mr. Morgan goes to make sports bet when we go out and just (not so) often someone thinks I'm by myself. I think it's entertaining until the line is crossed. I don't like to be touched in general, so strangers... no. Unless it's a hug video lol! I could dig on that and trust it over a sloppy drunk letting me know how cool he is. So uh... right on .. stay cool daddio but lean off.
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