Still Hustlin? Groundhog Day!
Good morning Monday chickens. I hope you all had a good weekend. I seem to live the same Monday over and over and mother fucking OVER again, and I don't even have Sunny and Cher to kick it off.... I have Elizibitch Hasslefuck to wake up to. No wonder I scowl out of bed muttering and looking constipated.
Today's goals include marching my impatient ass into the unemployment office who has not returned my calls for the last few weeks. Are they all laid off like the rest of the country??? If not laid off, I hope my case worker is one fired bitch for ignoring me, even though she is excersing consistency and can add that to her resume. I am aware she is likely busy but it's not a terrible thing to phone me and just say that she has no time for my tired ass struggle. I've made similar calls in the past. Not terribly difficult and likely might stave off someone getting pissy and .... say.... showing up in your waiting room at 8:15. I have snacks in a nifty lunchin box, a camera to hunt crazies, and an Ipod. I can wait ALL day. Test me. It useless to ignore me, I'm far too obnoxious, it's easier to just give me whatever I'm asking for and send me along. Win win.
When I get home from that, I am taking down the Christmas tree. Or at minimum talk to it about the plan.
Kylee's first birthday was this weekend, and I should have the photos and post up on her site in a day or so, I'll post a link when it's live.
For today I offer morning animal beatings!
Why does he do that pose the second the flash goes off? Am I being set up for self documenting a frightened and abused dog? Lying moper. Eat some cheetos and suddenly you are a BFF! He looks like an alien in photos when he's not claiming to appear the poster child for Lost Dogs of America. His eyes are not that color, the flash sets them that way, they are quite black and healthy. No glaucoma or such yet. Lol check that left eye.... proof of alien-isms!
Then a sorry BFF who knows he's using the camera as extortion for no damn reason. I can't really argue his motives, it is pretty damned boring around here.
More soon. And Prada.... you're next you sneaky betch! /shakes a fist
- DM
Today's goals include marching my impatient ass into the unemployment office who has not returned my calls for the last few weeks. Are they all laid off like the rest of the country??? If not laid off, I hope my case worker is one fired bitch for ignoring me, even though she is excersing consistency and can add that to her resume. I am aware she is likely busy but it's not a terrible thing to phone me and just say that she has no time for my tired ass struggle. I've made similar calls in the past. Not terribly difficult and likely might stave off someone getting pissy and .... say.... showing up in your waiting room at 8:15. I have snacks in a nifty lunchin box, a camera to hunt crazies, and an Ipod. I can wait ALL day. Test me. It useless to ignore me, I'm far too obnoxious, it's easier to just give me whatever I'm asking for and send me along. Win win.
When I get home from that, I am taking down the Christmas tree. Or at minimum talk to it about the plan.
Kylee's first birthday was this weekend, and I should have the photos and post up on her site in a day or so, I'll post a link when it's live.
For today I offer morning animal beatings!
Why does he do that pose the second the flash goes off? Am I being set up for self documenting a frightened and abused dog? Lying moper. Eat some cheetos and suddenly you are a BFF! He looks like an alien in photos when he's not claiming to appear the poster child for Lost Dogs of America. His eyes are not that color, the flash sets them that way, they are quite black and healthy. No glaucoma or such yet. Lol check that left eye.... proof of alien-isms!
Then a sorry BFF who knows he's using the camera as extortion for no damn reason. I can't really argue his motives, it is pretty damned boring around here.
More soon. And Prada.... you're next you sneaky betch! /shakes a fist- DM
posted by DMorgan's Zoo at
7:32 AM
3 Comments:
Hee hee hee!
well, what happened when you called them?
and how did the Christmas tree take it?
Russians know diplomacy. How else do you remain second power in a cold war without getting blown away? Now that I think on it they also know how to look beaten for the cameras, lol.
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