Hammers

Let's us sing!  Or completely put a mob kill on me as my sister might because I never stopped chirping this shit for a good two years (age of ... I'd guess 6- 9, I still bob like a moron so hard to gauge).  I had another song I wouldn't let up on and the record went suddenly missing one day.  Little birdy sisters are sometimes silently punished with good reason.  I never asked any questions of it's being gone, but a couple years back she found and delivered me the missing record on vinyl.  I may have posted it before but this song sent a spinal cord contraction and seizure to my sister who had the misfortune of sharing my room, as it was more repetitive of a noise that as an adult I'd have sold a child for such an offense.  I like to think she was tired or on some level found my tiny body prancing and hopping about hippy tunes that would stay with me into adulthood, somehow adorable.  Or not worth talking to cops.

Thank god, she didn't have fucking hammer, I was THAT bad with this nonsense.... still am.  Peace, the hammer is figurative, don't get smacky.  If pressed and in a bad situation, belt out the lyrics to the offender and more or less declare yourself a loon by doing such.  Anyone who sings "if I had a hammer...... " I'm out the door.  Maybe after I whispered meekly, "I'd hammer out danger?"  Here to help folks lol. 



- DM