Two points!
I got (in part) the following email from my sister in law:
"When are you getting another blog site? I miss your witty creative writing. I NEED something during my day to make me forget about the old man who just farted outside my door."
I thought to myself, holy fuck, go me, I am at least better than a fart! I have gone up one peg on the ladder and have passed being the fart itself.
Can't be ashamed too much on that one. Imagine being worse than a fart? Hm, actually I think they call that a shit, and I would love to say that to someone sometime "You sir, are worse than a fart!"
-DM
"When are you getting another blog site? I miss your witty creative writing. I NEED something during my day to make me forget about the old man who just farted outside my door."
I thought to myself, holy fuck, go me, I am at least better than a fart! I have gone up one peg on the ladder and have passed being the fart itself.
Can't be ashamed too much on that one. Imagine being worse than a fart? Hm, actually I think they call that a shit, and I would love to say that to someone sometime "You sir, are worse than a fart!"
-DM
posted by DMorgan's Zoo at
2:29 PM
3 Comments:
I fart in your general direction!!
I unclog my nose at you!!
I love those old Monty Python lines. At least, I think they're from MP!
Glad to hear you're better than a fart!
They are! Your mother was an elderberry and your father smelled of hamster!!! Sheet now I want to go watch Holy Grail.
It's a MP worthy insult.
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