Fart Bagged
I found a stray couple of fart bags left over from last years' Shitty Santa and well, nothing says I still haven't forgotten that disgusting meal you fed me like fart bagging you out of the blue. I made the camo clothes.... but sorta sucked at it so just wrote MY CAMO on the fucking thing.
I had prepared for this assault even down to the purple goggles. Props to my girl Moon for the photography. Enjoy. And feel free to laugh that anytime I'm pulled I instantly go to the ground. I will MAKE a fucker drag me, I can revert to being a two year old with fluent ease.
And if your friends don't dance, well they're no friends of mine! Bravo to the good sports in my life who don't kill me for my antics, love you and .... until the next asshole thing I pull.
What came after the video was Bosslady's Daughter tossing the wasted fart bag at me, to which dripped into my mouth. Mouth yo, gross. I instantly was on the phone to poison control but thought... what do I say? "Um hi.... so like yeah, ok I ate a fart bag?" All of the characters on the back panel of the package were not a language I speak and one of them showed birds in a pool. I guess this means bathing birds want no fart, I don't fucking know.
-DM
posted by DMorgan's Zoo at
4:53 PM
4 Comments:
LMAO that was some funny as shit i thought you were going to die for sure . hey man you do run fast and you are damn wirey frank almost dragging that table with ya . i vote office lady gets a free prank on D.Morgan. anyone secound that?
That is some funny shit! I never have that kind of fun at work! I happen to know that BLD is probably plotting her revenge at this very moment. Excellent dragging/pulling technique BLD. Must come from all those years of rasslin them strapping younguns. Also, nice defensive moves DM!
You don't have that sort of fun because you lack everything DM. I am more than available for hire and offer much daily spice.
......../plotting away
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