Boot out already
Fucking finally.
Next door Jeff's house is for rent. Shock. I was a bit more loud than I meant to be but.... go, pack your shit,your fucking kids and gd TAKE THOSE ASSHOLES. I will personally send an xmas gift if it would hurry you the fuck up.
Bye.
Seriously. Take your mean fucking pit bull dogs and army of kids and bounce the fuck out of living next door to me. I even made a WHOLE video just for your ass.
Jeff I will not miss you. Not to say I'm not ansy over what will move in next, but with you moving I am currently down one little fucker who is sneaking into my backyard and down two pit bulls who should never have been remotely close to my yard. You never liked me Jeff and I never liked you. Glad you made it a whole year after getting married in your backyard to a bitch with 6 kids before you lost your fucking mind. Sorry Jeff but duh. Enjoy the video... the midwest is sweet, give it a go. Sound needed....
-DM
Next door Jeff's house is for rent. Shock. I was a bit more loud than I meant to be but.... go, pack your shit,your fucking kids and gd TAKE THOSE ASSHOLES. I will personally send an xmas gift if it would hurry you the fuck up.
Bye.
Seriously. Take your mean fucking pit bull dogs and army of kids and bounce the fuck out of living next door to me. I even made a WHOLE video just for your ass.
Jeff I will not miss you. Not to say I'm not ansy over what will move in next, but with you moving I am currently down one little fucker who is sneaking into my backyard and down two pit bulls who should never have been remotely close to my yard. You never liked me Jeff and I never liked you. Glad you made it a whole year after getting married in your backyard to a bitch with 6 kids before you lost your fucking mind. Sorry Jeff but duh. Enjoy the video... the midwest is sweet, give it a go. Sound needed....
-DM
4 Comments:
LMAO...I wonder what my neighbors do when I move. Nice send out!
You look SOOO adorable in this video!
Hey Jeff, don't let the fence hit yer dogs' behind on the way out!
I thought for a moment that I was stuck in some kind of monochromatic alternate universe...then I figured you just Halloweened out your blog!
This is funny stuff. I once had PITA neighbors (sued us, harassed my kids, etc.) and when they moved, we all stood outside celebrating enthusiastically so as to make clear our message!
Hey Stay the Fuck away from my house . And if he does move here there will be trouble I tell ya .
Also take your dogs and cram then up your cram hole JackSmack . OHH ya that was a funny as hell video I was Quacking up a storm .
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