The Wednesday Bean
I'm tardy. I know.
First of all my sister and I have reached a cease fire. We did the typical us thing and just began a conversation as if the salad had just been delivered and we'd been talking for 30 minutes. "So what did mom say when she called?" type of shit. Hello is way over-rated.
Office Jeff. Wow. I don't know what to say about your behavior today. Joking that I offered my vagina was not funny. You laughed, no one else laughed. While I have massive humor, I do not appreciate your reference and insinuation about things you know nothing of. This is why you are not my friend, and thus why you sound stupid when you talk. If you like to tell people I throw my pussy at other women, get your nuts off doing so, fuck... send me a post card with the responses. You need to be slapped. You are very rude and disrespectful to my marriage by saying what you did.
Seems odd to read me being serious when the last post was all about being a chipmonk, but you guys can understand that no one is above their crossing line limit.
Bosslady's Daughter tried to eat the bubbles from the Present Box. I think her whole body heaved for five minutes. Fucking told ya so! Can't go eatin' bubbles. No good comes from bubble eatins. I admit to peeking and hoping for a full on vomit.
All for now. And though brief, it's plenty, I am exhausted!
-DM
First of all my sister and I have reached a cease fire. We did the typical us thing and just began a conversation as if the salad had just been delivered and we'd been talking for 30 minutes. "So what did mom say when she called?" type of shit. Hello is way over-rated.
Office Jeff. Wow. I don't know what to say about your behavior today. Joking that I offered my vagina was not funny. You laughed, no one else laughed. While I have massive humor, I do not appreciate your reference and insinuation about things you know nothing of. This is why you are not my friend, and thus why you sound stupid when you talk. If you like to tell people I throw my pussy at other women, get your nuts off doing so, fuck... send me a post card with the responses. You need to be slapped. You are very rude and disrespectful to my marriage by saying what you did.
Seems odd to read me being serious when the last post was all about being a chipmonk, but you guys can understand that no one is above their crossing line limit.
Bosslady's Daughter tried to eat the bubbles from the Present Box. I think her whole body heaved for five minutes. Fucking told ya so! Can't go eatin' bubbles. No good comes from bubble eatins. I admit to peeking and hoping for a full on vomit.
All for now. And though brief, it's plenty, I am exhausted!
-DM
posted by DMorgan's Zoo at
7:48 PM
5 Comments:
Man seeing that in print got my competitive nature up, and I was about to say, just bring on the damn bubbles and I will try again. But it's not worth it. Horrid, faux grape smelling, slow dangling, nasty assed bubbles. They are a definate DO for Shitty Santa.
LoL
Are you guys doing shitty santa again this year?
We would but chicken flap over there won't play.
no fun w/only two participants. Besides, I know she'd make me get a brazillian.
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