Don't forget to Tuk
I'm still working on content for my vacation. Today's offering below. If you don't know how to use choppin' sticks, well now you too - yes YOU can learn.
Now you can pick up anything! How about picking up the english fucking language?
That is the most creative version of english I've ever seen on a wrapper that was actually trying to speak the language. And hey, what if I don't know how to hold a pencil? Where's the drawing for that? Just no choppin' stick for me? And I'm not right handed assholes, I demand you change the graphics.
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The dogs are pacing the house and have admitted they are bored even though you can't go two god damned inches in this place without stubbing a toe on one of their 50 fucking million trinkets and bones, yet they are bored. /blank stare.
I wrote a bunch more, but am holding it for later.
-DM
Now you can pick up anything! How about picking up the english fucking language?
That is the most creative version of english I've ever seen on a wrapper that was actually trying to speak the language. And hey, what if I don't know how to hold a pencil? Where's the drawing for that? Just no choppin' stick for me? And I'm not right handed assholes, I demand you change the graphics.
--
The dogs are pacing the house and have admitted they are bored even though you can't go two god damned inches in this place without stubbing a toe on one of their 50 fucking million trinkets and bones, yet they are bored. /blank stare.
I wrote a bunch more, but am holding it for later.
-DM
posted by DMorgan's Zoo at
4:58 PM
2 Comments:
"now you can pick up anything"??? Really. Even the cute waiter?
I have Vietnamese cousins who taught me the fine art of chopsticks years ago, but I still can't pick up "anything"
I can pick up some stuff (food, etc.), but certainly not "anything"! ....with chopsticks I mean.
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