Let's Talk Hats.

While I am going on vacation, and that does have my attention, I need new hats.

With all the burners, and friends of burners out there I should have my studio LOADED with borrowed shit for my next Hatstravaganza. I need you all, each and every of you to hat me up.

My scalp has been itching for the last few weeks and after ruling out lice or skin rot, I realized..my head... wants.... HATS!

Don't let me down. I'll not keep any hat not told otherwise, and loaners will be treated with utmost care. I'll even try not to smoke in anything that looks anti-smoking and republican.

Miss Nev, I know for a fact you could roll out of bed and pass someone a post-it note and have hats arriving in ten minutes. My lovely burners are ground zero for props. In exchange I barter gifts for the efforts of all. Ebay is also fab, and cheap. I'm looking for any hat, but nothing says getting even with some smart ass comment I made than a horrid hat you know will be included in my strava should you lack for ideas.

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Meanwhile. I have new Jeff's. Thus far they seem to live in the garage. It's empty and no one appears to be sitting in there to await a truck. For two days, they've just sat in there, toward the back, watching me scowl as I drive past.

Jeff Squatters!!!! Bigger and better each time.

-DM