Dirty Diana Review

Team DM is going to review random videos every so often. Today we are looking at Dirty Diana.



DM Roper

I would like to start with the fact that Michael is looking good in this video. I am a MJ fan, a hurt and confused one, but I can't lie and say I don't still have some love for Mike. Listen to the fans in that concert, we all want to know.... Mike whaaa happen?

What's with the guitarist? Got enough hair there poodle man? Were you borrowed from Guns N' Roses for the evening? He isn't even playing the guitar, he is simply swinging it in cicles for the dramatic effect.

Why is Diana so dirty? Did he mean kinky? Is dirty the old kinky? Why the groin thrust at the end towards poodle head on main air guitar.

I watched several times for accuracy, and I counted five pelvic thrusts and two standing dry humps. I'm down for the song's beat as well, but I've never found myself on a stranger's leg trying to explain why my crotch can't control itself. But that's just me. Overall I give it a THUMBS UP because every video should include a token hairball.


Saffy Ebert

My first thought was WOW Michael's video budget went significantly down. No, that's not right. My first thought was "Aaah, Michael when he was still sorta good". Wait, that's not right either. My real first thought was, "DAMN!! That guitar player has GINORMOUS hair!!"

I actually thought Michael looked pretty good in this video. That is not something I normally say about Michael Jackson but it's true. I prefer Michael from "Off the Wall" days but that's another story...

This video bored me tremendously. The lip synch was off and I just didn't care about watching his band perform on stage. Michael is much better when he has a real story behind his videos and all that choreography going on rather than some skanky (excuse me, dirty) girl in a SUPER short skirt walking around while he sings on stage.

I have to give this video a big "THUMBS DOWN" from me. I've seen Michael do much better and unfortunately my expectations are too high for him!