Bullshitting

"Do I look like total wipe out level of hell? Because I'm pretty sure I do."
"You look like an angel fallen from heaven to (location) just to be sure I could be happy."
"You are way full of shit."
"Nope."

-note, while liars are not to be tolerated, ones who live with you.... are, and sometimes downright fucking necessary. I question if he said I look great because I have presented other levels of WORSE, so that in comparison, it's angelistic? As in ... bad... but you've rolled out in a far higher level of toe up. Take a shower and do your god damned hair.

He doesnt say that though, he wants to continue to eat and see his clothing folded nicely in his drawers.

-DM