Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Language Barrier

Being a Russian, Simon is having a difficult time telling me what he wants.

"What?"
/sneeze
"Ok, was that all?"
/much hopping.
"Fine we can play another game of duck .... but that's it."

We ... meaning ME has no fucking clue what he wants. For all I know he is desiring a wild boar in the rainforest.

He gets a Come to Work With your Parent Day on thursday. I asked Bosslady because he is truly depressed. He is not easy to watch after. Darts around like bolt of lightening. But he needs out, and we can't make him sit alone forever. Thank you Bosslady for understanding, even if I am not sure you do. Whatever your reasons for saying ok, thank you.

Simon has good appetite and all. I got a call from Julie earlier, and returned it, Mr. Senior Morgan answered with delight..... then found out it was me and I heard his voice deflate. I will try not to be annoyed, because I really like him. He answered "Mr Morgan!!!"

I said no.... " This is DM Morgan. I wanted to return the call and appreciate the thoughts for us." He went blank. I wonder, don't they know me? Have I been cold? It was very awkward. Perhaps it's because getting me on the phone is harder than the pinnacle of a porn film. /beat, yeah I said it.

-DM

2 Comments:

Blogger Saffyrre said...

Every time I call my neighbor, he answers the phone "Hi Alan!" as if Alan is the only one in the house capable of dialing a phone. He has always done this in 7.5 yrs of us living next to him.

I'm so glad to hear/read that BL is letting you take the wee one with you to work. Hopefully it will go well and it will lead to more days at work!

5:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will Simon have to get the coffee?

When is the Birthday Celebration???

10:29 AM  

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