Broken Particles
We didn't go to Mr. Morgan's Sr. retirement party. Mr. Morgan has something that has kept him on the pot for a few days and didn't want to risk another "wave" while sitting at a table. He took the dogs for a walk and a rush hit him so hard he literally thought he would mess himself. I almost laughed because we've all had that moment literally hearing our ass cheeks clamp and a pause in time to think "oh my god.... this isn't good."
For fun something is very wrong with my back and hips and I have nothing to account for it. I haven't lifted or done anything to warrant such pain. I've even been taking Motrin - the horror- so that should say alone that I'm am in serious hurt. It's like a pinched nerve and it makes my legs buckle, damn near pulling me to a fall. Also my right hip is audibly heard popping when I walk, that is the one that was the most dislocated on my fun breach birth, and the one I was told would eventually get arthritis or otherwise be a smart ass. Why now hip, why? I don't know what, if anything to do. Mr. Morgan says to rest a lot and that almost everyone throws out their back for the smallest of reasons and one just has to wait it out. He's the best, and could have just said to suck it up.
I think my step mother in law put a hex on me! Of interest, you'd be fucking amazed at the shit you find when hunched over and not able to stand upright. So far I'm up 2 hair bobs, one spider, and a nickel.
I went on an interview today, here in my town and it went very well. I know they liked me a whole lot but I turned white when they asked if I would perform the summersault I promised on my resume. Of course they were jesting but with hiding my back injury, my thoughts instantly said Oh shit! I'm doing my best to hide it, but I'm also terribly bloated so I look like a pregnant wobble-fest, or a workers' comp claim. I LOVE first impressions! Not terribly worried as I can honestly explain that this is not my normal condition, I have plenty of established ones that I can own up to, but severe back pain is not a constant.
The man, which was seated when I arrived surprised me greatly when I left by being about 4 inches shorter than myself. Oh my god, it's an Oompa Loompa! I clock in at 5'4 and 105 pounds, it gave me quite the mental snort without meaning anything unkind, it simply just wasn't what I'd anticipated when he rose to his feet. I think he knows the skills to appear longer as I know the skills to hide my hand uglies. I can appreciate that. He knows he's short and I know I am rapidly deforming, so maybe we both tried to fool each other.
Simon is stalking me in worry..... like he's Lassie and could get help if I fell? He can't even speak English and would likely turn himself in circles to try and communicate "Mama down!" Hex I tell you, HEXED!
I'm not used to back pain and it's more of a pinched something or other, I have to meet with unemployment tomorrow and am going to try and rest as much as I can so I don't look disabled. I am very hopeful for the position, and more hopeful that it meets my financial needs. I got a letter from unemplyment today with the reasons for bing fired and they more than made me raise a brow. Not appreciated after so many years of work, not a single sick day in two years, and arrving early every day for a damned long time. The truth should have been listed, because I know exactly why I am sitting here begging for quarters. Some of you do too.
Wish me luck gang!
-DM
For fun something is very wrong with my back and hips and I have nothing to account for it. I haven't lifted or done anything to warrant such pain. I've even been taking Motrin - the horror- so that should say alone that I'm am in serious hurt. It's like a pinched nerve and it makes my legs buckle, damn near pulling me to a fall. Also my right hip is audibly heard popping when I walk, that is the one that was the most dislocated on my fun breach birth, and the one I was told would eventually get arthritis or otherwise be a smart ass. Why now hip, why? I don't know what, if anything to do. Mr. Morgan says to rest a lot and that almost everyone throws out their back for the smallest of reasons and one just has to wait it out. He's the best, and could have just said to suck it up.
I think my step mother in law put a hex on me! Of interest, you'd be fucking amazed at the shit you find when hunched over and not able to stand upright. So far I'm up 2 hair bobs, one spider, and a nickel.
I went on an interview today, here in my town and it went very well. I know they liked me a whole lot but I turned white when they asked if I would perform the summersault I promised on my resume. Of course they were jesting but with hiding my back injury, my thoughts instantly said Oh shit! I'm doing my best to hide it, but I'm also terribly bloated so I look like a pregnant wobble-fest, or a workers' comp claim. I LOVE first impressions! Not terribly worried as I can honestly explain that this is not my normal condition, I have plenty of established ones that I can own up to, but severe back pain is not a constant.
The man, which was seated when I arrived surprised me greatly when I left by being about 4 inches shorter than myself. Oh my god, it's an Oompa Loompa! I clock in at 5'4 and 105 pounds, it gave me quite the mental snort without meaning anything unkind, it simply just wasn't what I'd anticipated when he rose to his feet. I think he knows the skills to appear longer as I know the skills to hide my hand uglies. I can appreciate that. He knows he's short and I know I am rapidly deforming, so maybe we both tried to fool each other.
Simon is stalking me in worry..... like he's Lassie and could get help if I fell? He can't even speak English and would likely turn himself in circles to try and communicate "Mama down!" Hex I tell you, HEXED!
I'm not used to back pain and it's more of a pinched something or other, I have to meet with unemployment tomorrow and am going to try and rest as much as I can so I don't look disabled. I am very hopeful for the position, and more hopeful that it meets my financial needs. I got a letter from unemplyment today with the reasons for bing fired and they more than made me raise a brow. Not appreciated after so many years of work, not a single sick day in two years, and arrving early every day for a damned long time. The truth should have been listed, because I know exactly why I am sitting here begging for quarters. Some of you do too.
Wish me luck gang!
-DM
posted by DMorgan's Zoo at
7:16 PM
2 Comments:
GOOOOOOOOOOOD LUCK!!!!
Sorry to hear of your back/hip pain! Maybe you've got a pinched sciatic nerve? I know that causes lots of pain in the hip (usually one side in particular) then up the back.
I've had that particular back jobbie and it sucks. nothing like having your body totally betray you and drop to the ground.
You didn't really SAY oompa loompa did you? because when last we communicated you said, and I quote, "I shouldn't have said oompa loompa." At the time, I didn't know what you were talking about, but now that I do I have to agree. ROTFLMAO
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