Dope man, dope man...

It's subject of debate, but I smoke roughly 5 cigarettes a day.  On a weekend.  Three any other day of the week.  Much to the finger pointing skepticism of Mr. Morgan, it's true and I clock into work and chew nicotine the entire day.  Shrug, I don't smoke enough that I even put it on a medical form or to the dentist.  That said, my gum falls off the back of truck, ever so slightly aged.  There is no placebo to nicotine, month expired gum.... six month expired gum is active and awesome.

When my last shipment didn't arrive and a co-worker is bumming gum, and let's be honest... bumming gum is the same as bumming a smoke, I contacted Dope Man, my jowls in a sway of chewing nothing as I wrote last week....

Hi Dope Man, I've oddly not seen this package...can you look into?  Thanks!

-DM


Today:

Hi DM- you should have recieved it today. I just tracked it and it shows delivered.

Have a good night

-Dope Man 

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Dope Man,

Indeed sir, arrived today just in time.... I was starting to stare favorably at the tires on my car, irrationally comparing the texture and consistency.  That's a dire lonely place to be my friend.  Lol ok some hyperbole in that but I DO feel I overpaid for those tires, and smokers are opportunists by nature so....there ya go :P

Thanks as always,

- DM

Ps - also of gum laden news.... My mother, 3 packs a day - (no joke, who has time to put down 3 packs short of some crazy coffee/amphetamine addiction and she has neither...).... gave a try at the gum and it parted her from 7k in dental implants.  Plucked 'em like carrots!  I know right!?!?  I didn't have anything to say, packed my gum and snuck out the back door mumbling an apology.  Grief, who knew.