Friday, December 30, 2011

Have I become one of THEM?

Ever been in traffic, normal navigation sort of thing and it couldn't be more obvious that every single piece of lolly-gagging operator fuck is out in front of you in some collective plot to jerk off your day when you realize that it's not possible that everyone is a cocksucker, but in fact you.... yes you are the cocksucker jumpy on the pedal with a mouthful of surprise obscenities both verbal and for the hearing impaired combined?  

I tamed the inner angry but there was no saving face. /looks up remotely, more or less indifferent that I may have, by way of personalized license plates, made a few enemies who will scowl next time they see it and cut me short for punishment.



For Saff.
You just shouldn't bard.  Your conscience is too high and good to not completely whore out all the bard you could be.  As one who fully turned a tune or two sneakishly, every so often you made me feel a little like a hand in a cookie jar by way of giving me something for no damn reason.  

I think you gave me a dog that I named Jhett then forgot for a week.  Once a week had past I felt bad that Jhett was likely starving so I didn't go back to my house at all, avoidance in the most lame of all video game avoidance.  So lol, alas when I never wanted to travel.. it's because I left something there that was going to bum me out and I just wouldnt say so.  Forever in trouble and compare me to the bum who knows he's wanted in the town over yonder.  I could be your doppleganger Saff, very well could be.


I wanted to dedicate Leather, because of the tone range that I know you can nail, not because of the naughty lyrics.  Instead, this will do as it's equally ticklesome to the earbone.



  - DM

Monday, December 19, 2011

Fashionably Late


What does that mean anyway? 'Fashionably late' Does being late in any manner make you less of a self-absorbed asshole? I'm not sure it does.


With that in mind, I know not if I'm early or asshole late in making dedications. Usual cast of characters likely, not sure, but I know this song has been sitting in the forefront of my mind for a while.


For Prada.
Author-ess? under yet another name in oh-so-naughty erotica, Rhianna says it best with "I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it."


You amuse and always surprise me Prada.



-DM